Friday, September 21, 2007

Pope's message played backwards reveals “confessional song lyrics”

Scientist's at the Jeremy Kyle Institute for behavioural research have published startling findings into analysis of Pope Benedict XVI’s Easter blessing. The traditional papal message, given from the balcony of St Peter's Basilica in the Vatican was broadcast to over a hundred countries and an estimated 4 billion people. Researchers have found what they believe are secret messages encoded in the blessing using the technique known as ‘backmasking’. This technique is said to be the intentional placement of messages that can only be revealed by playing the recording backwards and sometimes at a different speed.

"Normally the techinque is used by rock bands to plant satanic messages, but it seems the Vatican are getting in on the act," said controversial behavioural scientist Professor J. Scott Billingsworth who led the research team."Once we identified that the recording needed to be slowed to seven-eighths of its original speed and have a quarter second echo added the messages became clear,"

"So far we have found dozens of references to song lyrics, from the Beatles to The Platters and Pink Floyd, to name but a few. " explained the Professor. "The phrase 'Worship the Lord for He said I am the Walrus' is mentioned several times as is 'Money, that's all we want'.

The researchers say that Pope Benedict may be using the hidden messages as a form of confession and an opportunity for the Church of Rome to divest itself of its sins.

"At one point the message 'Oh yes, I'm the great pretender' is followed by 'Hey Preacher, leave them kids alone', said Professor Billingsworth. 'There is a short gap and then 'Nothing is Real' can clearly be heard as though in a tortured scream."

To highlight the level of complexity, the researchers believe that the Pope makes reference to the supposed death of McCartney, itself said to be revealed by backmasked messages.

"Perhaps Pope Benedict is trying to tell us that what we believe about the celebration of other mythical deaths is also a hoax," said Billingsworth. "At several points he clearly says 'Turn me on dead man' a key phrase from the backmasked song 'Revolution 9' and clearly referring to the myths of the death of Christ."



The most startling revelation appears in the final section of the reversed recording (the start when played forwards).

"It is the most elaborate as it resembles a Gregorian chant, and the former Cardinal Ratzenberger uses it to extol "I am the Hitler Youth, join any group to advance".

The research team is moving on to other recordings from religious leaders but says that the ones from Islamic preachers are much more straightforward.

"Most of them sound the same backwards as they do forwards," said Professor Billingsworth. "They are just composed of an endless loop screaming 'Kill all the infidel'."

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

What you say in your post, is complete and utter nonsense. In this single post you are mocking the Pope, his followers and the whole Catholic faith, and in the long run anyone who has faith is things to help withtheir every day lives.

It is people like you and your unfounded, made up, cruel and hurtful writings, that antagonise others which eventually leads to deep hatred and violence amonst the worlds different races and cultures.

You would think that in this day and age people would learn to live together peacfully and respect others faiths and beliefs. I guess this is just to much to ask.

Pastor Jesse Billingsworth said...

Praise the Lord!

I spoke to the Lord this very day and I said to Him, "Tell me Lord, tell me that this is not true. Tell me that there are no hidden messages in the Vicar of Rome's sermons."

And do you know? The Lord, He gave me a sign! Yes, my friends, He gave me a sign. His silence told me that we do not need to think for ourselves. We do not need to be concerned that the former Nazi is adored by so many. We have a text that some say is made-up and contains cruel and hurtful writings! I say Yes we do have such a book. The Book. The Bible - for if you are an unbeliever, you will truly perish in the torments that the Book details. Or if you are female - for you surely have caused all of our ails.

And if you believe? Only if you believe my way, no other, will you also avoid your inevitable fate. Unless you are gay of course.

For I know the way to salvation, and you too can be saved by joining in with my pay-per-view spectacular, live from Glen-Rivers Baptist Church of Nashville, only $10 for the six hour show - but don't worry you will get plenty of chances to donate to the Cause!

Anonymous said...

May the “Good Lord” look sideways upon you. You obviously have a lonely and tortured soul.

My assumption is, is that you have never ventured anywhere near the Bible to at least understands its contents or the purpose of its writings within. This is indeed a shame as you have missed out on so much. The cleansing, purifying light of Christ’s truth and love and peace should be finding its way into dark fears, lost hopes and tortured souls. And this should be happening because the crucified Christ is risen and living in his people.

If you feel you need to contemplate the ways of your sins then I would recommend you read “The Book – The Bible” as you refer to it. I found this and thought it very apt for you.

"Because thou hast made the Lord, which is my refuge, even the most High, thy habitation; there shall no evil befall thee, neither shall any plague come nigh thy dwelling. For he shall give his angels charge over thee, lest thou dash thy foot against a stone. Thou shalt tread upon the lion and adder: the young lion and the dragon shalt thou trample under feet. Because he hath set his love upon me, therefore will I deliver him: I will set him on high, because he hath known my name. He shall call upon me, and I shall answer him: I will be with him in trouble; I will deliver him, and honor him. With long life will I satisfy him, and show him my salvation." Psalm 91:9-16 (KJV)

Bless you.

Anonymous said...

It is unfair to say that this post is so cruel and hurtful. It's nothing compared to the bible itself ... all of us are pleased that if you have a debt or confrontation you can simply offer up the virginity of your daughter (Genesis 19:1-11) as settlement.

If you want real terror, read the bible, man.

BillyShears said...

Guys - its like a skit on backmasking where you know people are always finding like satanic stuff in records so now peeps are finding lyrics in religious stuff.

Valér said...

I found satanic subliminal backmasking message in the heavy metal band from USA - CAGE. It is in the CD release HELL DESTROYER - released in 2007 - track no. 10 - Cremation of care. If you play the song backwards you can hear the satanic message: "Rise master. Hail mighty satan! - 4x, We await your arrival. Deliver unto us armageddon."

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