Surreal Scoop

The Russian state news outlet, FoskiNews has obtained a transcript of conversations they claim reveal evidence of the spying conducted by former President Barack Obama.  The transcript is from the phone records within the White House:- Transcript dated 4 th  July 2016 President Obama : Mary [White House switchboard assistant] can you please get me Quentin Billingsworth-Smythe at Government Communications Headquarters in the United Kingdom Mary : Yes Mr President connecting you now - they are on line zero-zero-seven GCHQ: Ahoy, this is Quentin Billingsworth-Smythe, certainly listening to this phone call, but not any others of course. Obama : Hey Q, I believe there is a brown girl in the ring? GCHQ : Indeed, and a brown boy in the oval? Obama : Trying to shoot some hoops. GCHQ : Ah, it is you Agent double-O-bama, how are you, how is it going in the rebel colony? Obama : All good old chap, I could do with a favour though. GCHQ : Of course,...