Jesus
fans were today queuing up to see the latest image of their idol that
has been discovered in the icing on a Belgian Bun purchased from a
bakery in Chatham, Kent.
“It's
been bedlam here since I tweeted the picture of Our Lord,” said Ben
Billingsworth, a believer from Chatham. “I couldn't believe it when
I opened the pack of two buns and found the holy visage staring back
at me. It's uncanny”.
Mr
Billingsworth has had to hire the local scout hall such is the demand
from people to see the bun with people coming from all over the
country to queue for up to 7 hours to have a chance of seeing, and
taking a selfie with their Saviour.
“Obviously
it's an important moment in human history, and I want to bring
Christians together at this time. But for those that can't be here I
have a range of commemorative holy relics on my website,” said Mr
Billingsworth. “There is a very affordable mousemat.”
Skeptics
argue that the image may just be coincidence, a fortunate positioning
of raisins around the central cherry “nose” or perhaps just a
trick of the eye caused my light and shadow playing on the icing.
Others
go further and assert that neither the manner of creation of the, nor
the lighting conditions in which it is viewed can in anyway cause it
to be a representation of Jesus Christ.
“It's
clearly an image of Elvis,” said comedian Ricky Gervais.
1 comment:
lol, this is not really that Face of Jesus Found in Belgian bun. It's just the design that the chef has made on the burger nothing to make an issue, please.
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