“Whilst Euro2008 will be watched by billions of people all over the world we at UEFA understand that millions of men want to be able to view the championship at home in safety,” said UEFA President Michel Platini. “There is nothing more dangerous than a knife wielding menopausal harridan who has been deprived of the latest screaming session on Eastenders.”
UEFA say that this is the natural progression in their attempts to expand the appeal of football not just internationally, but also to women.

TV experts say that whilst the viewing demographic may be different, in reality the contents of both programmes are complementary.
“Our viewers want to watch overpaid people with good hair but bad acting skills, crying and pretending to be hurt,” said Paul Billingsworth, TV journalist at the leading oestrogen fuelled broadcaster GMTV. “You get more of that rubbish during each football match.”
2 comments:
me thinks someone chicken'd out of the real story!!!!
The highly trained monkeys at Surreal Scoop are always on the lookout for the latest inside dope - especially anything about Princess Di that the Daily Express has yet to make up.
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