Mark Billingsworth, 38, an IT manager for a large financial institution, explained how he had been awoken from what appeared to be an extended period of hypnosis.
“I am still in a bit of a daze really. “ he explained “It was only yesterday morning that I came out from under the influence.”
Mr. Billingsworth said that he was not sure how long he had been hypnotized for but believed it may have been as a long as several years.
“The last thing I remember I was in my early twenties. I was young, slim, had a full head of hair and used to love touring on my motorbike.” He reminisced. “I remember playing the guitar in a band, we were pretty good I think. We could have got somewhere, although I remember considering being a writer more than a performer.”
It appears that after undergoing hypnosis Mr. Billingsworth traded his motorbike in for a people carrier, and spent his subsequent weekends not at music festivals or bike rallies but at B&Q and Ikea.
“When I wasn’t on my bike, or with the band, I remember being quite sporty. I used to hate golf and love football. Now it appears I am a member of the local golf club and its social society!”
The changes in his hobbies appear to have been even more wide-ranging.
“I can’t play the guitar very well anymore. I don’t think I have been to a drunken after-show party in years. I am now an IT project manager following a structured development methodology, not changing the world through subversive writing.”
Mark also explained how he came out of his seemingly decades long trance.
“Well it was yesterday morning. I was startled out of the trance when my two year old son threw his breakfast into my face and my apparent hypnotist asked me why I hadn’t put the shelves up in the study.”
Monday, January 15, 2007
Man awakens from long period of hypnosis
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We have a conscious mind and a subconscious mind; the conscious mind is what we are aware of, the subconscious all the rest. From this you can see that the subconscious is extremely powerful; in this particular moment a part of your brain is aware of everything that happens inside your body and your mind: your body's temperature, if your organs are working well, if you need water or something to eat and so on; plus what's happening around you: noises, dangers and whatever.
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